Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Some of the excuses clients give...

These children were removed from their parents due to their being loaded, semi-automatic weapons in the home and cocaine for sale.  The father denied of course that he was selling cocaine, or even that he did cocaine more than once a month. 

Me: Mr. J, it says here that you had a positive test for cocaine on 5/27/11.

Mr. J: Yes.  But I didn't use since like a month before that.  I only use like once a month at parties and stuff.  I don't even do it here.

Me: Okay, you realize cocaine metabolizes quickly, so it wouldn't be in your system a month later.  Can you tell me how you got the positive test?

Mr. J: From touching it.

Me:  You can't get a positive test from touching cocaine.

Mr. J: It got into my pores.

Me: .... So.... why were you touching the cocaine?

Mr. J:  To put it into plastic bags.

Me:  Why were you putting it into plastic bags?

Mr. J: To carry it.

Me: Where would you need to carry it?

Mr. J: To the party.

So.... in trying to say he doesn't use it... he's basically admitting that he is selling it.  Genius. 

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